Monday, December 21, 2009

Here's the thing: A very belated Jersey Shore post

The problem with posting about Jersey Shore is, whenever I think about Jersey Shore I just want to fist pump, and I can't really type while fist pumping. It just looks like this: mnckkg hnghjghghjtyghjgh. If you've never heard of Jersey Shore, I feel sorry for you. You are certainly missing out. The show centers around seven roommates livin' on the JERSEY SHORE! The show is just like The Real World, but with guidos! Which is not a derogatory term and actually a compliment, according to the people on this show and no one else. The JERSEY SHORE is the best place to spend the summer if you're a guido, apparently. Everyone on this show is pretty much unbearable, because unlike the real world where one person is bat-shit crazy, everyone is! Seriously, everyone. The best part of the show is "The Situation" He is called "The Situation" because his abs are a situation (?). The Situation looks like he's 10 - 20 years older then the rest of the roommates, which is weird, but it's ok, because he's the situation. That's basically all you need to know about the show, if you've never seen it, but come on. Who hasn't seen Jersey Shore? Here's a summary of every episode so far. The roommates go clubbing. JWoww (yep, that's her name) calls her boyfriend and cries about how they shouldn't break up even though they probably should (but I'm not Dr. Phil). Snooki (yep.) gets really drunk and makes out with everyone in the hot tub and then says "I'm not that kind of girl." The Situation brings back some girl and breads and beds her ('nother breadstick?).
But in the last episode Snooki got punched in the face by some guy! It was really intense. The best part was the fact that EVERY SINGLE GUY in the bar went after the guy. Seriously, it was amazing, just this mob of people forcing this guy out of the bar. Then the guy was arrested and it was really amazing. I'm not even trying to make a joke, it really was incredible how everyone went after the guy.

Here's The Situation and Snooki on The Tonight Show:

I would definitely watch "Snookin' for love."

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