Saturday, December 13, 2008

Nominees for KoolThingzz Extra Vag Anza

There are # days left in the year of the frog, earth, and language. (Wiki it, all are accurate, weird.) The mace and I have expanded the "Top 20 albums" to [not] a full blown awards show!!! some arbitrary awards no one will probably read.

Best movie:

The Dark Knight
Wall E
Hell Boy II: The Golden Army
Iron Man
Righteous Kill (just kidding! hahaha!)
Burn After Reading
Pineapple Express
Rachel Getting Married
Tropic Thunder
Slumdog Millionare
Man on Wire
Gran Torino

Top 20/best album(s):
Girl Talk - Feed the Animals
Vampire Weekend - Self-Titled
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!!
Portishead - Third
My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges
TV on the Radio - Dear Science
Deerhunter - Microcastle
Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
Nine Inch Nails - The Slip
MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
Deerhoof - Offend Maggie
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks - Real Emotional Trash
No Age - Nouns
Hercules and Love Affair - Self-Titled
Fleet Foxes - Self-Titled
Of Montreal - Skeletal Lamping
Beck - Modern Guilt
Gnarls Barkley - The Odd Couple
Fuck Buttons - Street Horrrsing
Fucked Up - The Chemistry of Common Life
Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III
Cut Copy - In Ghost Colours
The Raconteurs - Consolers of the Lonely
Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
Santogold - Self-Titled
Frightened Rabbit - Midnight Organ Fight
Sigur Ros - I'm not going to write it out
Crystal Castles - Self-Titled
Hot Chip - Made in the Dark
She & Him - Volume 1
Okkervil River - The Stand-ins
The Walkmen - You and Me
The Hold Steady - Stay Positive
Black Keys - Attack and Release
Metallica - Death Magnetic
Los Campesinos - Hold On Now, Youngster
Mount Eerie - Lost Wisdom
Horse Feathers - House With no Home
Ra Ra Riot - The Rhumb Line
Magnetic Fields - Distortion
...and more??

Best song:

Best TV Show:
Daily Show/Colbert Report
Pushing Daisies
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Mad Men
The Wire
30 Rock
The Office
How I Met Your Mother
Flight of the Conchords

Guiltiest Pleasure:
Jon and Kate Plus 8
Real Chance of Love
I Love Money
Rock of Love 2

Koolest Girl:
Zooey Deschanel
Abbi La Nay Noah (Corn Fed)
Cat Power
Regina Spektor

Koolest Guy:
Priest in Katy Perry Video
Jim James
Ahmad Givens (Real)
Thom Yorke
Lee Marks (Mr. Boston)
Greg Gillis (Girl Talk)
Ezra Koenig
Stephen Malkmus
Graham Wright (of Tokyo Police Club)
Tunde Adebimpe

Nick Cave
Andrew VanWyngarden

Koolest Music Video:
Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
Run - Gnarls Barkley
Oxford Comma - Vampire Weekend
Tessellate - Tokyo Police Club
Who's gonna save my soul? - Gnarls Barkley
I feel it all - Feist
House of Cards - Radiohead
Electric Feel - MGMT
Time To Pretend - MGMT
Id Engagar - Of Montreal
The Age of the Understatment - The Last Shadow Puppets
Stress - Justice
Shut Up and Let Me Go - The Ting Tings

Koolest questionable song:
Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
That's not my name - The Ting Tings
Put a ring on it - Beyoncé
American Boy - Estelle ft. Kanye West
Disturbia - Rihanna

Koolest Viral Video:
Technically this video came out in 2007, but c'mon, it's greatness withstands the tests of time:

Jonas Brothers
Uwe Boll
Miley Cyrus
Glenn Beck
Bill O'Reily
[genre] Movie
The Economy
The Hills
McCain rally lady
Detroit Lions

Radiohead releasing "In Rainbows" online and the many other artists to follow.
Barack Obama being Elected
Corey "I'm not taking my glasses off" Worthington
Tina Fey
Bruce Campbell
Sam Jackson
Stephen Colbert
The guy who threw his shoes at Bush
Damon Weaver
Detroit Lions


Jess said...

I still don't understand how Deerhoof made the list. And I wanna see the top songs! *slams fists on desk and makes mad pouty face*

Thom said...

Top songs are confidential. Also, Deerhoof made it because Offend Maggie is a good album, maybe even a top 20 album.