Monday, March 7, 2011
OH SHIT! I totally forgot to recap Jersey Shore!
OH SHIT! I totally forgot to recap Jersey Shore! I'm sure you're all so upset. Let's see if I can remember what happened. As you know Sammi is now back and all the girls are so excited for "Single Sammi" which I'm pretty sure just means "Slutty Sammi." Ronnie's pretty upset though. He was just getting over her and now she's back! But they have a heart to heart and now they're friends! They and Snooki create the sober team, or something like that. Everybody else goes out and gets druuuuuuuunk. The Sober Team decide to prank Mike. It is a goooood prank. They take a bunch of cheese and put it under Mike's sheets. When he brings a girl home that night to fuuuuuuuuuuuuu he can't do it. Because she smells like cheese! HAHAHA! He has to kick her out because she smells like cheese! HAHAHA! That prank went off without a hitch. He didn't bother cleaning his sheets, he just sprayed it with Axe. Snooki is gettin all hot and bothered when it comes to Vinny. She tells him not to bring a girl home and he promises not to, but he does. UGH MEN! Snooki is so upset. The next day she cries a lot and Vinny tries to console her. Man, the sexual tension is killing me. Oh, also, there was this three episode arc about their toilet being clogged. It was totally uninteresting so I pretended it didn't happen. ANYWAY, The Real World: Las Vegas starts this week and it looks AWESOME. Drunken rampages abound!