Thursday, January 6, 2011
It's like they never left: Jersey Shore Season 3
Jersey Shore has started again, because why not? It's the Mad Men of MTV, which itself is the Pretty Little Liars of AMC. Pretty Little Liars, as you might suspect, is the Jersey Shore of ABC Family. Just like the season 2 opener (or any other episode ever), nothing all too interesting happened. Snooki brought a friend from home to be the new roommate. Her name's Deena and she's a lot cooler than the all the girls on the show (which isn't hard), but not quite as cool as the guys on the show. Like every episode, they all get really drunk and OMGDRAMA! Let me tell you. Sammi still has beef with Snooki and J-Woww. Where's the beef? With Sammi, that's where. As you OBVIOUSLY remember, J-woww and snooki wrote a letter to Sammi explaining Ronnie's cheating ways and got mad at J-Woww and Snooki, because ignorance is bliss, or whatever. So, that's still going on. Also in the category of "I don't give a fuck," Sammi and Ronnie are still together and really obnoxious. In the category of "bloggable" Vinny is still the coolest. He brought a shower caddy, which holds all of his shower things. Everyone laughs at Vinny and we all have a good time watching their laughter. Deena, the new roommate, gets really drunk and then naked in front of the Situation. His reaction, which will most definitely be a .gif all over the internet come morning looked a lot like Tom from Parks and Recreation like this one here. Eventually everyone goes to bed, except Deena who still wants to party. She goes to Mike's room and tries to convince him to come snuggle. Sammi laughs at her and it's like we're back in season 2. Fists and F-words are flying. Also, the C-word, but that didn't have the alliteration I was looking for. Anyway, great episode! I liked it! I can't wait for more!