F*CK THESE BANANA TREES!

So, I stayed clear (pretty much) of I Love New York when it aired. Anything involving New York is bound to be terrible, I thought. I was only 99% right. I did miss out on Mr. Boston and the "Boston Charm," and this little outburst from the very New York-esque contestant Chance (now of "Real Chance of Love"):



I TEAR THESE TREES DOWN!!!

Why does he take his anger out on the banana trees? What did they ever do to him? And to Chance's claim that: "[he] ain't not no punk," I say: methinks you dost protest too much, sir. Also, if he's strong enough to tear down those trees, he's definitely strong enough to pick the guy up that was restraining him and throw him at Tango. Just saying...

Jim James concurs, Chance.