Sunday, November 23, 2008

Happy (almost) Thanksgiving! Who wants some Smarm Pudding!?

Glenn Beck hosts the cleverly named "Glenn Beck Program" on the radio, and even more clever "Glenn Beck" on CNN Headline News. Glenn Beck draws you in with his "witty" comebacks and his aversion to "Political correctness." How Edgy! Glenn Beck doesn't realize there is a difference between being politically incorrect and a bigot. Glenn Beck. is. a bigot. In an interview on, as it will henceforth be referred to as "Glenn Beck with Glenn Beck," Glenn Beck says to the first ever Muslim Rep., Keith Ellison (D - MN) "I feel like saying 'Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies.’" He then said he wasn't going to say that though, as it is crossing the line. Here's the thing, YOU JUST SAID THAT, GLENN BECK, YOU JUST SAID THAT! Ellison laughed it off via satellite, but I think he would have stabbed Glenn Beck in the face if he'd been in studio. And, you know what, I would have really enjoyed that. He has also said he prayers for Dennis Kucinich to burst into flames, and he has considered killing Michael Moore. "When [Glenn Beck sees] a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." and, “The only [Katrina victims] we’re seeing on television are the scumbags.”

Glenn Beck doesn't deserve a rating, just a stern bite of the thumb.

Also, Glenn Beck recently signed on to Fox News.

Also, Glenn Beck is a douche.

Also, Glenn Beck likes Muslims (all of them?)


esther said...

Meet The Jonases | 9:11 p.m. The Left-Hand Jonas Brother tells LL Cool J he’s a “little shaken up” about his band’s nomination. The Right-Hand Jonas Brother says he “can’t stop smiling.” The Center Jonas Brother says they’re “happy to be here.” LL says he’s “always happy to see some brothers make it.”

i'm sure you have a jonas bros post somewhere here but i'm too lazy to find it.

your blog keeps making me crack up in the middle of international politics class.

Jess said...

I HATE GLENN BECK SO MUCH! He should be pooped on in his sleep.