Friday, July 9, 2010

Vampires Suck Sucks

"From the guys who..." is only an effective advertising move when never. "From the director/writer/best boy" is effective, and that's obviously what these guys are going for EVERY TIME. The guys names are Jason something and Aaron something. I was literally just looking at their imdb pages not even 10 seconds ago and I've already forgotten what their names are. That's how uninteresting they are. Their last movie was Disaster Movie. I've seen my fair share of disaster movies and they need no parody. They are already ridiculously funny. Although, that makes it sound like these movies are also really funny. These guys are basically the M. Night Shamylan's of parody movies. Here's the trailer for "Vampires Suck."


Inside the writer's room for this movie:
Guy 1: So you know that scene in twilight where she gets a paper cut?
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: Wouldn't it be funnier if the guy was thrown into a piano instead?
Guy 2: yeah, but could we base an entire movie off that?
Guy 1: Yes!

Guy 1: So you know Lady Gaga?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: Wanna put her in it?
Guy 2: I thought this was a vampire movie.
Guy 1: yeahanfbafgasfwhatever
Guy 2: good point.

Guy2: What about Alice in Wonderland?
Guy1: I'm way ahead of you. Edward shoots her in the stomach and she dies.
Guy2: ooh, that's good. We're geniuses.

Guy 1: We should put Jersey Shore in this thing.
Guy 2: yeah, what's a good joke?
Guy 1: What if we just mentioned them?
Guy 2: No, we need more than that.
Guy 1: We'll call them dirtbags!
Guy 2: Perfect!

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